Welcome to this week’s concern of The Week in Medication – a round-up of all of the happenings on the planet of Irish medication
Alcohol Motion Eire (AAI), the nationwide unbiased advocate to cut back alcohol hurt, has printed its newest report on the impression that alcohol has on the Irish financial system – Alcohol’s Price to the Office – which makes use of nationwide and worldwide proof to elucidate the impression of alcohol within the office in Eire, and the dimensions of its impression on employees, on employers, and on the financial system. All of the info contained inside the report are true, in fact, however they are going to be as ignored as ‘faux information’ by a authorities that prioritises the alcohol business over its customers.

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AAI CEO Dr Sheila Gilheany stated: “Alcohol is by far probably the most used psychoactive substance within the workforce, with individuals having dangerous consumption patterns that enhance their threat of social, authorized, medical, occupational, home and financial issues. Greater than half of Irish drinkers are labeled as hazardous drinkers. Inside that cohort of hazardous drinkers, there are 578,000 individuals with an alcohol use dysfunction (AUD), of which 90,000 are at a extreme degree.
Nicely in fact, we had observed.
“Alcohol poses a big threat to employees, to companies, to productiveness and to the financial system. Employees inebriated generally is a hazard to themselves and to others, particularly in jobs which contain a excessive threat of damage. Working inebriated, or with a hangover, can enhance the danger of accidents, accidents and absenteeism, together with tardiness at work and/or leaving work early, leading to lack of productiveness. It may possibly additionally result in the event of inappropriate behaviour at work, poor relations with colleagues, and low firm morale.
Once more, all true.
A few of the foremost findings contained within the report embrace:
- Employers and companies can typically be a serious contributor themselves to alcohol use amongst workforces.
- Heavy consuming will increase the danger of absenteeism, with high-risk drinkers 22 occasions extra more likely to be absent from work resulting from their alcohol use in contrast with lower-risk drinkers.
- Presenteeism – which is outlined as being bodily current at work however, resulting from a bodily or emotional concern, being distracted to the purpose of lowered productiveness – is extra necessary for misplaced productiveness than is absenteeism, with presenteeism accounting for 77 per cent of whole misplaced productiveness within the office, whereas absenteeism is accountable for 23 per cent.
- It’s estimated that heavy consuming will increase the danger of unemployment by as a lot as about five-fold in contrast with mild consuming.
Dr Gilheany continued: “Alcohol hurt is estimated to value the Irish exchequer about 2.5 per cent of GDP yearly – that’s €14 billion for 2024 – in well being, justice and misplaced productiveness. Of this, the lion’s share – 61 per cent or about €8.5 billion – is because of misplaced productiveness. Given alcohol’s enormous drain on the Irish financial system, rather more might be completed by authorities to handle these points.

AAI CEO Dr Sheila Gilheany
“It’s clear that improved knowledge assortment and monitoring is important in relation to alcohol and the office, and alcohol’s involvement in office accidents. To this finish, the federal government must introduce the related rules relating to alcohol beneath the Security, Well being and Welfare at Work Act (2005), which ensures that, when vital, there may be acceptable testing for alcohol to make sure each security and worker welfare, whereas additionally aiding organisational effectivity and productiveness.
An excessive amount of? Do we actually have such an issue with alcohol that we have to begin testing individuals at their workplaces for his or her blood alcohol degree? We definitely have an issue, however is the answer worse?
It reminds of the story of the person within the pub in search of a pint of Much less. The barman says he’s by no means heard of it, however the man insists.
“My physician instructed me to drink much less,” he says.
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An Australian, and Irishman and an Englishman had been sitting in a bar. There was just one different particular person within the bar. The three males saved taking a look at this different man consuming a small glass of wine, for he appeared terribly acquainted. They stared and stared, questioning the place that they had seen him earlier than when all of a sudden, the Irishman cried out:
My God! I do know who that man is – it’s Jesus!” The others appeared once more, and certain sufficient, it was Jesus himself, sitting alone at a desk.
The Irishman calls out throughout the lounge: “Hey! Hey you! Are you Jesus”? Jesus seems to be over at him, smiles a small smile and nods his head. “Sure, I’m Jesus”, he says.
Nicely, the Irishman calls the bartender over and says to him: “I’d such as you to provide Jesus over there a pint of Guinness from me”. The bartender pours Jesus a Guinness. Jesus seems to be over, raises his glass in thanks, and drinks it down.
Then the Australian calls out: “Hey Mate! D’ya reckon you’re Jesus or what?” Jesus nods and says: “Sure, I’m Jesus”. The Australian is mighty impressed and has the bartender ship over a pot of Fosters for Jesus, which Jesus accepts with pleasure.
The Englishman then calls out: “Oi, would you be Jesus”? Jesus smiles and says: “Sure, I’m Jesus”. The Englishman beckons the bartender and tells him to ship over a Tom Collins for Jesus, which the bartender duly does. As earlier than, Jesus accepts the drink and smiles over on the desk.
Lastly, after ending the drinks, Jesus leaves his seat and approaches the three mates. He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the Guinness. When he lets go, the Irishman provides a cry of amazement:
“Oh God! The arthritis is gone! The arthritis I’ve had for years is gone! It’s a miracle”! Jesus then shakes the Australian’s hand, thanking him for the lager.
Upon letting go, the Australian’s eyes widen in shock: “By jingo mate, the migraine! The migraine I’ve had for 40 years is totally gone it’s a miracle”!!!
Jesus then goes to strategy the Englishman who says: “Again off, ye bloody foreigner! I’m on Incapacity”!
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Lastly, a grasshopper is sitting in a bar. The barman says: “Wow, that’s so humorous, now we have a drink named after you.”
The grasshopper replies: “Actually? You have got a drink referred to as Tom Collins?”
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